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You attempt to massage someone who doesn't exist.~
$n attempts to massage thin air.~
You gently massage $N's shoulders.~
$n massages $N's shoulders.~
$n gently massages your shoulders...ahhhhhhhhhh...~
You can only massage someone in the same room as you.~
You practise yoga as you try to massage yourself.~
$n gives a show on yoga-positions, trying to massage $mself.~
