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You cluck like a chicken.~
$n sticks $s arms under $s shoulders and goes 'Cluck-cluck!'~
You peck poor $N in the eye, screaming 'BUK-AAWWWKK!!!'~
$n pecks poor $N in the eye, screaming 'BUK-AAWWWKK!!!'~
$n grabs you by the shoulders, tries to peck your eye out, and screams 'BUK-AAWK!!!'~
Count your eggs again - that one's hatched and has left the room already.~
You peck your eye out in a vain attempt to peck your eye out.~
$n cocks $s head to the side, and pecks around for food, clucking oddly.~
