* porch-heckler
do({sit chair});
wait(random(0,120));
label(autopeat);
do({say You're a complete jackass, Gander.});
wait(30);
do({say You wouldn't be capable of hurting a fly.});
wait(120);
do({:spits at Gander's feet.});
wait(180);
do({punch gander});
wait(120);
goto(autopeat);
