* gaffer-maze
do({shout I hope you youngins are typing 'exits' -- eh?});
wait(random(90,180));
do({:gums his chaw.});
wait(random(90,180));
do({:mutters incoherantly about something.});
wait(random(90,180));
do({:farts obliviously.});
wait(random(90,180));
do({:croons loudly.});
wait(random(90,180));
